Saturday, December 27, 2014

I Die

"C", a straight woman who I met tonight at a party filled with gay dudes, has been on 50+ dates since her last relationship and could not have summed it up better:

"Do you know who I'm fucking right now?!?!?  I'm fucking a 24 year old WHO I DID MOLLY WITH 2 months ago. And I'm 32."

We've all been there, C.

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