There is a spider in my apartment, I believe, hiding in a pile of shoes near my door. I have called every female friend and their boyfriends within a 2 mile radius, and they share the same fear that I do.
THE ONLY POSSIBLE OPTION I HAVE is to call some guy I've slept with and get him to come over and remove the spider, but then I'd probably have to fuck him.
#whathappenswhenyoudon'thaveaboyfriendatage32
THE ONLY POSSIBLE OPTION I HAVE is to call some guy I've slept with and get him to come over and remove the spider, but then I'd probably have to fuck him.
#whathappenswhenyoudon'thaveaboyfriendatage32
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