The "It" Factor

A few things I'm looking for:

1) Smooth.  Confident enough to close the deal. 

2)  But not so smooth that he lies.

3)  Bonus points if Jewish.

4)  Or not White.

5)  Does not make racist comments.  Go ahead and judge my hypocrisy.

6)  Knows to tell me how amazing my body is the first time clothes come off (see #1).  Note to my male readers:  This is a very effective strategy to get a woman to want you, and it should be employed routinely.

7)  Is not violent.

8)  Occasional drug use is okay, as long as it does not involve meth or needles.

9)  FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN.  This is very important to me.

10)  Much less important is that he lack a criminal record.  I am rethinking this one, as it has not worked out successfully for me in the past.

11)  Not bearded or mustached.  This is difficult to find in Seattle.

12)  Good at math.  Perhaps this is derived from my Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting fantasy, but a cute guy explaining a math concept is my equivalent of porn. 

13)  Will accept good at art, music, or creative writing in lieu of math.  Will not accept good at computer programming.