Wednesday, September 2, 2015

It's not an engagement ring, but...

"I found a backpack on the side of the road, and when I looked inside it there were these women's running shoes, and I thought 'Oh, maybe R______ would want to wear these,' so I brought them back with me."

Or in other words, W_____, the man I've been sleeping with for seven months, just gifted me used footwear.

 

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