My Algorithm

One thing is for certain:  After three years of this, my dates are definitely getting better.  I've figured out my own OKC algorithm that goes something as follows:

                                                                   Does he work in tech?
                                                         ____________↓__________________
                                                       yes                                                           no
                                                          ↓                                                             ↓
                                                 Dealbreaker                           Does he identify himself as polyamorous?
                      (eliminates 90% of my dating pool)          ________________↓______________
                                                                                     no                                                             yes
                                                                                      ↓                                                               ↓
                                                         Are there any pictures with his shirt                            Dealbreaker
                                                  off or him posing in front of a motorcycle?    
                                          ______________________↓_____________________             
                                        no                                                                                    yes
                                         ↓                                                                                       ↓
Is there at least one photograph with no facial hair, thus                                  Dealbreaker
           proving he knows how to hold a razor?
            ______________ ↓______________________
          no                                                                        yes
           ↓                                                                           ↓
   Dealbreaker                                               Does he do ANY of the following:
                                                               Speak a second language/work in healthcare/
                                                               hike/practice yoga/want to live abroad/be Jewish/
                                                                      mention social justice in his profile?
                                                         _______________↓___________________
                                                      yes                                                                  no
                                                        ↓                                                                     ↓
                         Does he do ANY of the following:                                     Dealbreaker
                   Play computer games/list "sex" as a skill/
                   live on the eastside/talk about his iphone/
                   proclaim himself to be a "nerd", "geek,"
                                            or "dork"?
                               ____________↓______________
                            yes                                                 no
                              ↓                                                   ↓
                     Dealbreaker                  Yay!  Potential love!  Let's go on a date!