Last night after having sex, Recovering Alcoholic gave me a compliment:
"Jesus you're great in bed... And you're very kind too."
I laughed out loud. It was sweet and honest, spoken at a vulnerable moment. Which got me thinking about the other things men have said to me in the post-coitus minutes. Here are some winners:
"R___, you are so hot. I can't get enough of your body. You are so fucking hot! But you're also SO FUCKING emotionally unavailable. I just can't read you."
"Just out of curiosity, how would you describe the taste of my cum?"
"I'm sorry I'm so quiet."
"Can you give me a back massage?"
"Who does your taxes?"
"I want some pie."
"I'm sorry I'm not gonna cum. I did a lot of coke."
And my all time favorite:
"I love you. I mean, I love your pussy."
"Jesus you're great in bed... And you're very kind too."
I laughed out loud. It was sweet and honest, spoken at a vulnerable moment. Which got me thinking about the other things men have said to me in the post-coitus minutes. Here are some winners:
"R___, you are so hot. I can't get enough of your body. You are so fucking hot! But you're also SO FUCKING emotionally unavailable. I just can't read you."
"Just out of curiosity, how would you describe the taste of my cum?"
"I'm sorry I'm so quiet."
"Can you give me a back massage?"
"Who does your taxes?"
"I want some pie."
"I'm sorry I'm not gonna cum. I did a lot of coke."
And my all time favorite:
"I love you. I mean, I love your pussy."
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