Another great thing about being single is when you go to clubs, your friends will purposefully knock you into any man standing without a woman by his side. If you apologize and try to go on your merry way, you will be knocked into him again. A conversation is warranted by the fourth or fifth time you've been forced to bump hips. It's a very mature way to meet people at age 31.
And then the man will laugh and say something like this:
"Your homegirl is awesome for getting you out there. I wish more people would try that technique. I'd love to help you out, but I've actually got a girlfriend."
It was worth a shot.
And then the man will laugh and say something like this:
"Your homegirl is awesome for getting you out there. I wish more people would try that technique. I'd love to help you out, but I've actually got a girlfriend."
It was worth a shot.
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