It dawned on me, when I went on my bajillionth OkCupid date with a man who wore flannel and had about as much charisma as a dirty sock, that maybe I should start paying for my internet dating service. I was drawn to Match.com's guarantee, that if I don't find someone special in six months I get another six months free! With my track record, I can pretty much count on needing a full year of romantic assistance.
Last night, in my message inbox, I received a note from a potential special someone who had the following introduction on his dating profile:
"My psychologist said that I am ok to start dating so here I am."
And my psychologist said he does not seem like a winner.
Once again, I am PAYING for this service.
Last night, in my message inbox, I received a note from a potential special someone who had the following introduction on his dating profile:
"My psychologist said that I am ok to start dating so here I am."
And my psychologist said he does not seem like a winner.
Once again, I am PAYING for this service.
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